WHY DON'T I LIVE IN NEW YORK?
california, you bore me.  i need skyscrapers and people with an overwhelming sense of entitlement.  oh, yeah - and the company of all the amazing folks i left behind last time i was in the true "city".  take me hoooommeee.

i'm in an american apparel deep-v feeling mighty douchy, at the computer lab, looking woefully out the window at a town i don't feel like belonging to anymore.  SOMEONE, SAVE ME.