this paper will be the death of me. it couldn't be a standard analytical english paper, could it? i can pull those out of my ass. but NOOO. it must be a research paper with at least 2 outside sources. hey, fools. i did that the first time around and you docked me points for not staying close enough to the text!
here's a thought. howsabout you take your chaucer, this old dude who wrote in a language that no longer exists, and shove him up your pretentious english professor ass. he only exists in the canon to give you medieval studies people something to read. don't make me suffer because you picked a stupid, boring course of study.
BE RELEVANT, CHAUCER. STOP BEING SO OUTDATED AND OLD AND WORTHLESS! maybe then i'll be motivated to...you know...read you?
